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Tips for Invading French Castles

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ‚cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Bring her forward!

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